Having just come off one of our yearly
Take heart, though!
We have the fruits of the Holy Spirit to help redeem our getaways. And
you might be as surprised as I was to discover how the Paraclete’s fruits seem
like they were written with the family vacationer specifically in mind.
Here are nine ways to ruin your family vacation and the
fruit that counters it:
1.) Always assume
your ideas are better than everyone else’s.
Does someone suffer from a case of I-know-it-all-itis? Let me guess: you know the best way to pack,
what sights to see, and how to do everything
better! Well, keep reminding others about that and when no one is motivated to do anything or help out
don’t be surprised.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Kindness. This fruit requires showing kindness to
all no matter what, even if their ideas are
truly inferior to yours. Even if Uncle
Ernie always packs the food supplies upside-down, and cousin Cletus must see
that world famous potato chip for the thousandth time, be kind! You might just exercise some patience or learn
to appreciate something you never thought you would.
2.) Insist on your
own comfort first. If your mantra
goes: my space, my stuff, my slightly
obese side of the room, my luxurious shower
time, then you will quickly learn that the surest way to make enemies is placing
your own comfort first.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Love. This refers to a selfless and giving love (caritas) that gives freely without asking anything in return. Look, everyone wants the same cushy thing,
but not everyone can have it. So share
what little space and hot water there may be as to make life a bit more
pleasant for everyone. Because it’s not
fair to make everyone else gain brownie
points in heaven while you make off like a bandit.
3.) Abide by your own
schedule despite your group’s itinerary. Rule number one: move with the group. Disregard this if you not only want people to
loathe you but also if you gain a weird personal satisfaction in perpetually
making others late.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Faithfulness. This means committing to something greater than oneself, in
this case: the group’s itinerary, which should not be overly constrained by individual
needs. If everyone only ate when they were hungry, you’d have seventeen different
eating times. If everyone ‘took their
time’ getting ready then you’d always be late to things. So keep to the plan even if it means taking
food to go and speeding up a bit. Simple.
4.) Disregard the
feelings of others. Drive unsafely. Smoke at meals. Play loud music into
the wee hours and what do you get? Well,
if you are a Christian, along with a show of some great hypocrisy, your poor
vacation etiquette has now made regimented state prison sound like a resort for
everyone around you.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Goodness. Goodness is close to self-discipline. So smoke away from the crowd, put on
headphones and abide by the rules of the road.
No one likes to feel like they are with someone that just doesn’t care. So don’t be that someone.
5.) Fight with
people. Wait until the right moment to bring up a past hurt or
issue, or even better, create new one that will take weeks, if not years afterwards
to bury the hatchet over. Bonus if you
make a family member have to play the mediator because that is exactly what
they were hoping to do on their vacation.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Peace. Peace means
being right with God through Christ’s sacrifice. Only then are we able to have and make peace with
others. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they show us that everything pales in
importance in comparison to truly having peace no matter how your worldly vacation
is going.
6.) Over-Indulge. Over
sleep. Over pack. Over eat. Drink to excess.
It’s up to you to choose which vice you most want your kids to remember you for
(sloth, gluttony, or hoarding, oh my!).
Fruit of the Spirit:
Self-Control. Enough said.
7.) Stress over the minutia.
What?! The kids’ socks don’t match? I know, make a big deal out of it because
the world will explode if you don’t. Although, last I checked, it was called ‘vacation,’
which means giving others and yourself a break from worrying about minutia.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Gentleness. This is one trait that St. Paul insists on. So it must be
important, right? It is important. Things happen when on vacation and sometimes
socks don’t match. Take it as it comes and don’t let it change you into a
monster. Stay gentle, my friend. Which brings us to:
8.) Frown. If you
are unhappy, be sure to appear unhappy so people know you are unhappy. They’ll surely appreciate the black cloud
hanging over the group and want to go out and explore the wide world then.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Joy. Joy here refers to something that is not a human-based
happiness. Yes, there are moments where
you probably will feel tired and irritated on vacation. But let it go of the bad feelings and pray
for that Divine Joy that has never been found in human things anyway.
9.) Complain. When glowering at others in silence isn’t
enough, there’s always getting verbal.
Express ad nauseum how everything around you fails to please you and then
wonder why no one seems to be having a good time.
Fruit of the Spirit:
Forbearance. Hey, it’s family and
you’re stuck (three words for you: let it go.) Did you really expect them
to be perfect? They’re charged with
sanctifying you, and trust me, they definitely will rise to the occasion,
especially during your family vacation!
But maybe, just maybe, if you and I and all of us prayed for
the fruits of the Holy Spirit while we traveled, we just might gain
sanctification without the usual, er, ‘opportunities’ for sanctification. We just might enjoy ourselves, and allow
others to have a great time as well.
And check out this funny slideshow of awkward family
vacation photos which prove we are probably more ahead than we think! Stay safe
and holy out there!
Excellent!
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