The Huffington Post recently dictated a forgone conclusion of my post-marriage generation in an article titled 10 Reasons It’sTotally Fine Never to Get Married.
Let’s explore their lame-o rationales, shall we? (Their arguments are in bold, followed by my comments.)
Quoth the oracle: “So, there's no need to stress about not getting married -- everyone else is staying single too.” And we know from experience that when everyone is doing something it must be okay.
This gem of a quote, “Another point: getting married can cause a single parent to lose student aid for their child.” Wow. Just think of all those government incentives you’re missing out on by getting hitched! Oh! Bring it on, profitable fornication (that’s Latin or Greek for what everyone else is doing anyway.)